Ho Ho Ho - Bring $5 Tuesday Night!
Hey guys: Captain Dan has a kid on his team without a dad who could use some new lumber this Christmas. So let's all kick in $5 each to spread a little happiness. This is totally optional guys, but if you are so inclined, bring some extra cash this Tuesday night.
-crab-pylon
p.s. the pic is a cheap ploy to get your attention and to make the sponge man happy.
posted by Crabby at 12/18/2006 10:41:00 AM
14 Comments:
Thanks Crabby! This Tuesday will mark the return of the original Milk Carton Man. This is also mandatory cocktails at Nick's for the holiday's. Hope you all can make it Sponge is brining the dancing girls and Russ has the other 50 percent.
Commish
crab spectating and bringing some beer. I'll try not to drink it all while I'm watching.
Who's bringing Frank?
Pat is in charge of scheduling Frank. Feel free to contact Pat directly @ 1800pats skate
It's Pat asking about Frank. I gave that duty up last year when my honsty was questioned.
what we have here is a failure to communicate...
$5.00 to the Craiger fund is a great thing. Even if he made me look like a cone.
A dancing girl or poker chips???
Crabs nice pictures.
Signed "No more Dirty pictures to your work sites"...
Daddy Pat got thin skin and dull skates? Frank must have held out for a higher percentage.
Sharp Skates
Thin skin and dull skates? Well, I guess that's better than the rest of us that have thin hair and dull wit.
No, no; my hair is thin, not the skin. My middle is thick and my legs are slow.
-Pat
Gents, dek hockey is starting at Tri-state sports 2nd week in January.
Anybody interested?
Commish
sponge versus tree video ... guess which one is sponge?
Sponge Versus Tree
Thanks guys for chipping in to help out a good kid. After the ball busting is over and the doors open you guys are the best!
Have a great holiday!
Commish
'Twas the week before Christmas & game time at last,
The boy's were all ready & the pace was quite fast,
The tilt had begun around 9 o'clock,
And Dunfee was playing to everyone's shock,
He skated the wing & scored one of course,
Then Spongee declared "YOU SKATE LIKE YOUR HORSE"
The dark squad was ready & played like they cared
And scored a few goals thanks to Shooter & Shooter squared
With Spongee on defense, Jeff Craskey approached
And walked around Spongee like he had never been coached
A quick pass to Brian, his old Bonner friend,
The pucks in the net IM CAPTIAN AGAIN!
The puck came to Digger, a plump jolly old elf
Who has so many moves he must play with himself
In front of the net Jay will put the clamp on,
But he's been playing soft since first wearing the tampon
Johnny Longpants & Liam & the other six whites
Got gift goals from Britzky, to celebrate The Festival of Lights
Britt sailed round the rink like he's not really trying
Then rips one past Sixpack to send water bottles flying,
A nice goal by Fricker, I mean Little Boy Blue,
And a second from Mark cut the white lead to 2
But Dennis St. Dennis was strong in his goal
His old school talents had taken control
He made kick saves, & glove saves on shots he didn't even see
On slapshots & wristshots, he even stoned Tree
The white team kept charging but old Rusty hung tough
But all he was giving just wasn't enough
Wounded & winded the bench thought he was spent
But Russ knew there was more, at least 50%
Carl & Kurt were skating with ease
And most of the passes brought Six to his knees
As Sixpack played on, a break was his wish
And then it came true, over the boards came the Commish
The play of the night that both teams did adore
Was Crabby with a cooler heading to locker room 4
Then on to Nick's for a beef & some fries
And here's Daddy Pat meeting up with the guys
It's tha time of the year for some holiday wishes
To go out to the familys,the kids & the Mrs.
I just have to say this poem was a toughie
But rigth at the end I will mention Buffy
HAPPY HOLIDAY'S
SIXPACK
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