Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Secret Bonner Captain tonight


Craskey is out BUT Bonner has sent its secret Captain tonight. It's going to be a good skate tonight. This former Captain has been waiting to step in and shake things up in the TNHL.

-da commish

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does Crabby do it? He's obtained a photo of the secret Captain in his hey day. Next thing you know Crabby will produce a crocth shot of the Capatin like Brittany!

Tue Dec 05, 12:10:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Is that Craskey in the white helmet?

Tue Dec 05, 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry for the late notice but I can't make it tonite.

Rusty

Tue Dec 05, 05:22:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

C'mon Buffy. Let the poor bastard out of the house. He's not a machine.

Tue Dec 05, 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Camel Toe I miss her. Sivpacks five hole was bigger than her toes.

Tue Dec 05, 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Capt'n Dang ever leave the post next to Joe?

Tue Dec 05, 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sore Loser, teamwork and passing the puck won the big game tonight. Shooter and Liam lead the team with the forecheck and solid D from Labatts lead the TEAM to victory.
Take the loss on the chin and come back next week and try your best.
Anybody can pick the sides. Tonight was not the White teams night get over it.
Have a great night!
COMMISH

Tue Dec 05, 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have a laptop? I'm wondering how you sent this from the same spot next to the post

Wed Dec 06, 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah wah wah

Wed Dec 06, 09:19:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

Here's a link to that Hawaiian Ice Hockey Tournament in April - somebody mentioned this in the locker room last night. Let's go!

http://www.icepalacehawaii.com/league/oldtimers/2007/index.html

Wed Dec 06, 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the real Sivpack. Was that a Disney Cruise he was on? Did Donna push him overboard? Who was wearing his equipment? Mickey?

Wed Dec 06, 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. McCloskey needs to go back to basics with his pregame beverages. Did Kilgore play last night I didnt hear him all night. What a poopstain!

Wed Dec 06, 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have beer in Hawaii?

Wed Dec 06, 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Siv bought a stick today NOT a goalie stick a stick!!! Could he be quitting and skating out?? Or does he need a back-up when he smashes his siv-stick? Who knows stay tuned. Patrick Lester be on stand by we may need you.

You guys suck Craig

Wed Dec 06, 09:47:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

The tin man?

Wed Dec 06, 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome back Buffster, you must be exhuasted. Rusty wont have any legs next week your wearing him out!

Thu Dec 07, 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Darkies (White Haters, Globe Trotters) won ,like they were supposed too...

The only problem was the management for the Harlem bunch didn't pay the White team...

A dollar hungry Washington Senator

Thu Dec 07, 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its Lester Patrick. Know the games history

Thu Dec 07, 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the look of the website, I believe the Hawaiian hockey tournament maybe a subsidiary of the China Palace, now that would be a trip worth taking.
Liam

Sun Dec 10, 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hawaii is near Asia, right? If we play in Hawaii do we get Dolan back on the ice? We Frank come too?

Mon Dec 11, 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think I will be able play tonight. I did something to my back yesterday and it's still tight this morning. I'll be at the rink with Mitch tonight so maybe the team doc can prescribe something.

Rusty

Tue Dec 12, 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

QUITTER

Tue Dec 12, 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Team Doc?
I'd like to put in a standing order for a Percocet each Tuesday.

Adam T.

Tue Dec 12, 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

I have 2 bottles of leftovers ...

Tue Dec 12, 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent! Migraines, sciatica, knee, wife... I definitely need 'em

AT

Tue Dec 12, 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sponge please no more pictures of the family clam bake on e-mail.

Please its a family program here.

Wed Dec 13, 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried to get The Crabster to put Paris and Britney on this site. "NO GO"
Instead we have to look at the same "Dikes with sticks" for another week...

Maybe its Crabs bad Ham'me or he likes looking at The Dikes with the sticks...

Wed Dec 13, 04:36:00 PM  
Blogger Crabby said...

liya! When someone sends me a game summary or something equally newsworthy, I'll post it with a new picture. Until then, stop whining.

Wed Dec 13, 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here ya go Crabby,
A quick update of last weeks action, Sixpack sucked- Dennis was great. Craig, (Mick as a boy) scored at will.

On to this week......
With locker room #4 smelling like a fart in a wet suit,the boys laced them up for a good mid December skate. The night was full of action & Dennis continued his outstanding play in goal. The score was tied at four until the late stages when the Dark squad pulled ahead. A couple of key players watched the game from the stands, without thier gear on the Commish & Rusty looked like the two old guys from The Muppet Show. Once again we had a young gun from the Springfield High ice hockey team help us out. Big Fig showed off some soft hands in the offensive zone. Young Craig could not join us this week, he is under house arrest for abusing the elderly last week. Crabby went down after only two shifts, thankfully it was not his knee,INSERT MEDICAL REPORT HERE.
Fricker picked up a new pair of hockey pants & with that a new knickname"Little Boy Blue". Speaking of blue, the go ahead goal from Kurt "The Hippie" blew. While we are on the subject LaBatt's Blue in stero, two cases kept a few of us out till 1 am. Today at work......Blew!

Till Next Week
SIXPACK

Wed Dec 13, 08:20:00 PM  

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