This one's for Liam
This is the chick from Peru that you met at the nail.
posted by Crabby at 3/26/2008 09:57:00 AM
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
This is the chick from Peru that you met at the nail.
Crabby is not responsible for the horrendous spelling, grammar, and spongeification of this blog's content.
12 Comments:
I want to go to Peru
I want to go back to bed...man, Bob Kilgore with his "commmmmoooooooowwwwwwwwnnnnn, just one more..." all night long. Good thing Casey and Curty were there to protect me...love those guys, not that there is anything wrong with that...does Nicks have a private table for 3?
Good times.
Did you mean to say: This is the girl I nailed in Peru that you met
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Good Times,
At least you were there. Some were missing in action, again! Some of us have been there all year even though we get up early for work, week after week. This "I have a responsibility now" is horseshit.
The open mic nite crew
Who was that directed at?
Is that Crabby slipping in on her rightside? Honey, watch out for the Toe Drag!
4 skates left 1st,8th, 15th, and 22nd
Commish
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her prev ious name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
That should cover everyone in the TNHL
That was a good team summary for White.
Black Power 4 in a row!
Was that Liam giving a fertilizer commerical?
I think that should cost him a round.
Check those nail scratchers.
Giddie up!
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