Holiday Skate
Apparently, Apple-tinis cause rink rage. Who knew?
Ho, Ho, lots of Ho's
Ho, Ho, lots of Ho's
posted by Crabby at 12/21/2011 09:17:00 PM
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Crabby is not responsible for the horrendous spelling, grammar, and spongeification of this blog's content.
22 Comments:
You think that was bad, wait til next week when the drinks are...White Wine Spritzers & Cosmos.
White team xmass list:
A win.
enough hate and rage. we had a true Festivus Miracle when liam took the ice. he played it down and told everyone that he tore his acl. but i was there. his leg was severed at the knee as we got on the ski lift and he had to ride all the way up the mountain with a stump that was spurting blood all over the place. he was like no big deal , its cool, i'll get my leg after i ski down. he then skiied down the moutain on the mogul hill and picked up his leg. ( the stonrt lift operator had thrown it in the recylcling bin) when we got back to the car liam and his leg half way sewn back on using only weed whacker line and wd40 as a disinfectant. and 10 months later he is back on TNHL. its as if tim tebow touched his severed leg.
What is the story with the white team? How do they allow a team member disgrace them by bringing cold pretzels and warm beer. What's next sour milk & stale cookies? An obvious lack of leadership on the white squad. Commish, on the other hand, has made it clear to all dark team members that there perfomance on the beer list is a direct reflection on the entire team. He constantly challenges dark team members to bring top quality beer, cooler & ice; enough for all skaters, both Drak & white, to enjoy. Now that is leadership and is the Christmas spirit all season long!
Bless you Commish, Bless you
On a another note, here is a little Christmnas information that I thought you may enjoy. Apparently the term white team in Elf language translates to "You Suck". Funny how those little tibits of information are so true.
Here are some last minute Christmas gift ideas for those shopping for members of the white team...
- A clue what a Beer League is all about
- A cooler for the beer; some creative minds have used buckets in a pinch.
- A bag of ice; contrary to folk lore the little old lady handed down the recipe before she died.
I will leave you with an old TNHL Christmas wish -
May this holiday season see you filled with the Christmas Spirit(s); and may your friend & loved ones care enough make sure those spirits be proper chilled on ICE!
Merry Christmas
TOOL BAG AWARD WINNER
Chuck for the warm beer. Congratulations Chuck, way to pull out the trump card to ensure your spot as the Tool Bag of the week.
I don't want to tell you how to use your new tool bag, but I bet you can remove the tools & fill it with beer and ice
I'm sorry but I was having to much fun at Chuck & the white team's expense. The last three posting are from me. I got on a roll and could not help myself.
Merry Christmas to all TNHLers
Daddy Pat
I love tits ans santa hats.
Liam
YO SIX....."What's Going On"
I look forward to Christmas time. After the last gift is openned up. I check out: The Night before Christmas! (By Six Pack)
I save reading it till after I open up my hockey tape, I get from wife, so she is assured that I am out of the house on Tuesday Nights.
This week went by quicky,I spent some time with Brit. We played Dreidel. Liam and I talked about the leaves we get from our neighbors. Played hockey on Tuesday night and find the Commish brings in a ringer for the Dark team.(Wojo) That's ok until we find out Curty is loaded on apple martinies. The Dark team by nights end is loaded on Curtys breath. Dark wins by 2 goals. Toom's got no help from the White team way too many shots! "Sorry Man" Chuck thanks for the beer. I thought the temp. was perfect. Well until next week...
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah !!!!!
Crab's sorry about your guy Romo.
Ouch!!!!
Do you guys realize how many utes I had to chase on foot for that beer?
4 out of 5 utes don't even drink anymore, they have glaucoma from sitting around playing video games and eating brownies.
I finished the brownies on the way home and was LMFAO thinking about how I would take a warm beer over an ICE COLD apple-tini any day!!!!!
Merry Christmas
SOLO CUP CHUCK
Happy Holidaze!! Eats lots & be merry!
Chuck
Sorry guys Im suffering from writers block and you know I will not publish anything that is not up to TNHL standards, as low as they may be, therefore the poem will be delayed until my mind is less constapated. That may take some time as I feel the mind may be directly connected to the health of my foot, which is still not in any shape to play.
anybody got any equipment for an 8 year old kid? my son is gonna start in January. he was gonna use liam's equipment but now that liam has returned to the ice we have to make other plans!
Thanks!
Frick
610-772-0571
Fricker48@verizon.net
What time do we start this week?
Who has beer?
Where is Frank?
Joe has cramps?
Opie is out tonight. I hereby submit my nomination for toolbag of the week.
945 start tonight and we are working on two goalies
WE HAVE GOALIES TONIGHT
945 START TOOLBAGS
To hell with the goalies, do we have BEER?
I'm the second nominee for tool bag of the week. I'm out tonight.
Rusty
TOOLBAG Candidates for this week....
Opie
Rusty
Commish
Brit
Curty
Liam
Doug
Tooms
SixPak
All quiters!
How much money does the TNHL pay for ice, only to be pushed back an hour for a pubic skate night? Is there no justice? Should have cancelled the whole night. It was some ugly hockey.
Note to Sponge:
This Tuesday had an unofficial start time and is not a sanctioned game it does not count as a win. Chuck you can scratch all your cheap lazy goals off the fridge they dont count.
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