Game 7 Summary

As usual, the Tuesday before Thanksgiving turned out to be a good skate with plenty of subs. The pace was almost the same speed as Daddy Pat & Dennis Siv Dennis getting dressed. For the first time in TNHL history the game ended in a tie, thanks to a little nepotism. Young Joe McCloskey, all keyed up from paging thruogh the Victoria Secret Christmas Cataloge, waited until the old legs of the Darkies began to tire & netted two late goals. With the score 7-7 the zamboni doors opened and the drinking began. SivPack must have read the latest copy of USA Hockey Magazine because he managed to stop a few shots this week & more importantly keep Spongee from scoring. A special thanks must go out to Mrs. Billy for the lovley note, Buffy this will be a tough one to top but I'm sure you will top it. Missing this week was Brian Patterson's sister, he passed out on the couch after that second dozen dounuts. Well, I hope everyone enjoys thier holiday, if we eat like we play ther will be quite a mess to clean up.

A VIEW FROM THE CREASE

How has CARL "HURRICANE" UNGER managed to fly under the e-mail rader for all these years?

The COMMISH washed his gear but he still stunk

SIXPACK