Friday, December 23, 2005

Game 11 Summary - from the crease


This is not some of my best work, as I was under the influence of pain killers.

signed: SixPack ---->



Twas' the night before Christmas & all through the arena, we wondered if Chuck was late because he was bringing a supena

By quarter past ten almost all had hit the ice, Spongee was ready & hoped to score twice.

The play was so fast& Carl zipped 'round the rink, then Liam yelled encouraging words "WHAT TIME DO WE DRINK"?

With Russ playing well, defending his zone, he could have covered anyone that night, even Wilson the Cone

But Dennis stayed away along with Brian Patterson's sister, to tell you the truth Larry & Cone we really did miss ya'

After a goal for the dark side there arose such a clatter, everyone turned to the crease to see Fricker's stick shatter

Down the wing through the netural zone came Craskey in a flash, then a blast from the circle against the boards the puck smashed

Off the boards came the rebound right out to the slot, Dunfee was there & he got off a shot

A kick save was made straight out to Bill Leach & he fled from his zone with a lesson to teach

Heading onto the offense, a nice pass to Tommy Dolan, a wrist shot on net & a sure goal was stolen

Dennis St. Dennis standing tall in his net, did the best that he could with the little help he would get

Daddy Pat got it going & had a lot in his tank, & for lining his pockets Christmas dinners' on Frank

The White got on the board after a sweet passing play & a no doubt about it goal off the night stick of Jay

Old Adam the half cage was ready to bang & he tried to take out the Commish, thats right Lt. Dang

Young Joe McCloskey would pass it or keep it, he faked more guys out of thier undies than Victoria Secret

On defense all game was Crabby & Tree, shift after shift they knew who they'ed see

He's shakey & sneaky & quick as a whistle, back hand or forehand his shotis a missle

But the offense was strong & steady all night & the defense was stellar & kept up the fight

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, just inside our blueline the smooth ones in the clear

Would he go low to the pad or maybe high stick, it's now 1 on 1 just SIXPACK & Mick

The puck moved to the the left, then the right with a shove, but had stopped on the goaline just under Joe's glove

Victory for the dark side was hard fought & mean, but the white squad played collectivly like # 15

Then back to Nick's to meet up with Shooter, Yo Spongee I thought that Twinkie would be cuter

I know what your thinking, this poem is stuffy & I learned from the last time I had better mention Buffy

WELL NOT JUST TO HER, BUT TO ALL OF THE MRS. HERES WISHING THE TNHL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

8 Comments:

Blogger Crabby said...

Outstanding Joe-Joe! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good stripper pole.

-crabby claws

Fri Dec 23, 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6-pack nice job!
Included everyone!
I need to fess up, I farted in Liam's seat.
Also left a big wad of gum in his seat after the Flyers game last night!
The Snowman

Fri Dec 23, 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will be contacted by lawyers from ACLU for mentioning the Chr****** word if you do not cease. You may have offended people of the Muslim & Druid religions, and what about Qwanza? Your poem seems to have a family theme which may make the gay community feel left out. (People of the Jewish religion are not offended, because they have common sense & realize there are many faiths with many holidays, but we are working on them.)

We require you to ammend your poem to fit OUR veiw of proper greetings. Please make the following changes:

OLD: Twas' the night before Chr******

NEW: Twas' December 24th, after 6:00 PM

Old: WELL NOT JUST TO HER, BUT TO ALL OF THE MRS. HERES WISHING THE TNHL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

NEW: Well not just the equqlly qualified female, but all of the LIFE PARTNERS or SIGNIFIGANT OTHERS. Heres wishing the TNHL a very Gay December 25th.

Make these changes immediately OR you will be contacted by one of our ACLU lawyers from the firm Scrooge, Marley & Grinch

Fri Dec 23, 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fricker? is that you?

Sounds like somebody needs more eggnog!

Merry Christmas from Daddy Pat & the Dohertys

Sat Dec 24, 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:15 TOMMORROW TO 11:15

4 SIVES TOMMORROW THEY CANNOT MAKE TWO HOURS OF STANDING STILL ON THE ICE IT GETS COLD FOR THEM.

POST GAME AT NICKS ON THE CHAMPION DADDY PAT !!

WHITE= Tommy,Jeff, Adam, Carl,Chuck,Frick, Sponge,Billy,,Dennis W,Dennis St Dennis and Zach

Dark=Crab, Tree, Brians brother ,Jay ,Pat, Dan,Liam,shooter
Joe and Dan


Dark team be there 8:15 for pregame run and team meeting.

Commish

Mon Dec 26, 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry rusty your dark

commish

Tue Dec 27, 07:30:00 AM  
Blogger Crabby said...

not as sorry as the dark team is ...

Tue Dec 27, 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That hurt Crabs. I'll be a little late due to a "Holiday Party" for my sons hockey team.
Russ

Tue Dec 27, 04:47:00 PM  

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