TNHL Fantasy Camp
Need a last minute gift for that man in your life? Give him the gift of hockey. For only $15, your man can come out and learn from the Tuesday night gang!
- Learn perfect hockey posture from Dennis "the cone" Wilson
- Learn the art of quickly skating from one end to the other, stopping, falling down, getting back up and back in the play from Carl "hurricane" Unger
- Spend an hour watching Daddy Pat get dressed to play
- Skate alongside Shooter Donohoue and never get a pass
- Learn how to stack your squad every week from the Commish
- Learn curse words that would embarrass a sailor while Spongee teaches you the outlet pass
- See Crabby's rare toe-drag move every other shift
- Meet TNHL regular Adam Taylor and get to see him again three weeks later when he returns
- Watch Fricker skate down the wing, around the net, and shoot the puck without ever looking to pass
- Learn the stick break from our goalies SixPack who uses the tomahawk smash over the crossbar and Dennis Siv Dennis who likes the swashbuckler method of smashing his stick off either post
- Be there when Chuck asks "What time next week?"
- Play alongside Bonner superstars Tommy "chatter box" Dolan and Jeff "what do you mean someone is already nicknamed shooter?" Craskey
- See Jay play on one skate
- Be there when Liam takes the last beer
- Feel young as you skate alongside oldtimers like Tree and Brian Patterson's brother
- Play alongside the mayor of sowthwest Philly, old J.D. himself or bedroom legend Rusty
- You might even meet Buffy!
What they're saying:
"I played with that group a few times. I hope they lost my phone number!" - Tom Scattilino
"You never want to leave the ice! I stayed on offense all night long!" - #15
"You don't even need to pay!" - Mike Kelly
So don't delay - Let your man be the next to say: Next Goal Wins!
-SixPack
posted by Crabby at 12/14/2005 06:38:00 PM
5 Comments:
How the fuck does Buffy get left off the list! Thats bullshit Sixpack,she's the glue in the THNL we all love Buffy and what she stands for!!
What about Billy? The guys a fuckin sniper and you skip him over like Patrick Sharp.
Lumpin Tree in with Brians sister is really gonna piss the old school career wrecker off. I hope he fuckin runs your ass!
Merry Christmas Lasher
I think I'm gonna be sick ...
How About the 2 Sub Players Joey left out.
This guy goes all night! Dick Hurts
The playmaker himself! Mike Hunt
Its good to hear from MS Buffy
Signed:The Chilly One
I do need to apogolize to Billy "The Statue" especially after the game he played the other night, great game Billy. As for Buffy, I thought that she was already the fantasy of every TNHL'er.
whoa! Saints be prasied! SixPack learned how to login to the blog!
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