Game 9 Summary - from the crease

On a cold,snowy Tuesday night we'll put the score in a weather report: Highs were in the teens & Lows near zero.
There were some great saves & great plays, but the best move of the night had to be the white squad trading the Commish to the darkies NIETHER team got anything in return. An angry Jay-Bird returned to the locker room after his first shift, happens every month, Lt Dang switched sides & the rout was on. I thought for a while Shooter was traded as well after several passes on the tape to the dark side, all in his own zone. But the boys in white had everyone clicking, Billy "The Statue" Leach, Liam "The Hardest Working Man In Snow Business" & Daddy Pat all controlled play at both ends, even Sponge"Bobby Orr Not" turned the darkies away while getting on the score sheet. Crabby & Tree turned in thier usual steady performance (someone remind Tree, he might not remember). All in all it was a good nightb to be white. Dennis St. Dennis had to introduce himself to many of his teammates after the game, they never got close enough to do it during the game.
No telling where Brian Patterson's sister & Iceman "Cone" Wilson were but I understand Russ' agent Buffy has been trying to set up an endorsement deal for her client. With the recent steriod suspension to baseballer Raphael Palmario Viagra is looking for a new spokesman from the world of sports, Buffysays Russ is the man. Thank to all the guys that showed up, just like Russ they played hard.

A VIEW FROM THE CREASE
Fricker is using his sons hockey stick

Tommy Dolan passes Jeff Craskey shoots