Game Summary - from the ho in the crease

'Twas the week before Christmas & game time at last,
The boy's were all ready & the pace was quite fast,
The tilt had begun around 9 o'clock,
And Dunfee was playing to everyone's shock,
He skated the wing & scored one of course,
Then Spongee declared "YOU SKATE LIKE YOUR HORSE"

The dark squad was ready & played like they cared
And scored a few goals thanks to Shooter & Shooter squared
With Spongee on defense, Jeff Craskey approached
And walked around Spongee like he had never been coached

A quick pass to Brian, his old Bonner friend,
The pucks in the net I'M CAPTAIN AGAIN!
The puck came to Digger, a plump jolly old elf
Who has so many moves he must play with himself
In front of the net Jay will put the clamp on,
But he's been playing soft since first wearing the tampon

Johnny Longpants & Liam & the other six whites
Got gift goals from Britzky, to celebrate The Festival of Lights
Britt sailed round the rink like he's not really trying
Then rips one past Sixpack to send water bottles flying,
A nice goal by Fricker, I mean Little Boy Blue,
And a second from Mark cut the white lead to 2

But Dennis St. Dennis was strong in his goal
His old school talents had taken control
He made kick saves, & glove saves on shots he didn't even see
On slapshots & wristshots, he even stoned Tree
The white team kept charging but old Rusty hung tough
But all he was giving just wasn't enough

Wounded & winded the bench thought he was spent
But Russ knew there was more, at least 50%
Carl & Kurt were skating with ease
And most of the passes brought Six to his knees
As Sixpack played on, a break was his wish
And then it came true, over the boards came the Commish

The play of the night that both teams did adore
Was Crabby with a cooler heading to locker room 4
Then on to Nick's for a beef & some fries
And here's Daddy Pat meeting up with the guys

It's that time of the year for some holiday wishes
To go out to the family's,the kids & the Mrs.
I just have to say this poem was a toughie
But right at the end I will mention Buffy

HAPPY HOLIDAY'S
SIXPACK