Friday, March 28, 2008

Game Summary


No doubt about it this week, 10pm or 10:20pm Dark wins & they made it look easy. It all started with The Commish & a sweet tip in about fifteen minutes in followed by an assault by Craskey who potted the next two goals, all created by moving their feet in the offensive zone. Crazy. Truth be told, the Darkies controlled the entire game using a tireless forecheck they set the pace & challenged the Whites at every turn. When they did let up on the pressure, Tree was there to make the stop & the puck was moved out of the zone. Big Pappi was his usual disruptive force in the offensive zone while Curty Downlow buzzed in & out of shooting lanes. Shooter & Stinky Pete also worked the forecheck/backcheck creating turnovers & scoring chances. As usual Quiet Brian wreaked havoc in the offensive zone scoring two goals from his defensive position. BR (Bill, JR's former linemate) was also involved in the scoring from the blueline as he is getting his skating legs back after a long time away from the ice & Mike the avid reader had another nice game for the Darkies. We also found out that Spongee can tell time, at exactly 10pm he began the celebration yelling & whooping it up to claim the victory that tied the series at 1-1. We may soon see another celebration led by Spongee in May if Pop Kilgore can win election to the seat of Mayor of West Wildwood NJ. He is running a staunch Republican campaign, looking to do his part with for the Economic Stimulus Program by promising free tickets to Morey's Pier Waterslide & plans to bomb Avalon for harboring known Democrats.
On to the White squad, defensively not bad, we kept most of the shots to the outside & cleared most rebounds to the spot where the wingers should be for the breakout but did not break the Dark forecheck very often. When we did gain the offensive zone it looked like we were worried the warranty on our skates would be void if we continued to use them. Very frustrating, great D form the Darkies. Anyway, from where I stood it looked like a real ass kicking, hats off to the Darkies, I was able to find a lovely picture of your mascot.

-sixpack

Editor's note: Text unedited and Crabby has absolutely nothing to do with this disturbing picture. WTF Joe?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Translation Joe thinks Chuck,Pat,Liam,No face mask, and Fricker suck the big one and didnt skate. Basically, he blamed you guys. What a prick he didnt play that good in net did he?

Whites falling apart and finger pointing I love it!Maybe a team meeting or switch seats in the lockeroom?

Black Power

Fri Mar 28, 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger sixpack said...

My teammates know me better than to think I would blame anyone by name, if you noticed the only person I singled out for standing still was Myself. Win as a team -lose as a team, typical of a black player the post is not signed.

Fri Mar 28, 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad I'm not a White forward sucks to be singled out like that!

Sign your name.

Fri Mar 28, 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black player post not signed:

White team have a great week and will C* U* N*ext T*uesday

Sat Mar 29, 08:05:00 AM  

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