The Last Game Summary of the Season

What a night! On the final night of the season the temperature was high & so was the attendance. I should have realized it was going to be a night for the women when I went to vote, I brought my 7 year old son with me & naturally he asked me who was I going to vote for. I said I didn't know who do you think I should vote for, he said I should pick Hillary, so I asked him why & he said "because dad, she has nicer cans!"
Then the promotions department comes up with the best idea of the year: MILF night, thats right bring a MILF & the kids get in free. This proved to be a huge success, to the tune of 14 fans, 15 if you count Curty. The Fire Marshal even thought about shutting us down but determined the condensation from the roof would protect us in the event of fire.
And if that was not enough, it was GAME 7. The Commish, wielding his power, cited a little known clause in the TV contract & moved the start time up to 7pm. The old barn looked like it had been used as an out house before the skate, and she is ready to call it a year & what a year it was.
This was one of the best to date, our regulars were a good as ever giving an honest effort every week & our subs/regulars are top notch, I really enjoyed skating for & against you guys.
As far as this weeks game, Crabby buried the game winner into the top of the net, sends the water bottle flying & wins it for the Dark on the last goal of the season.
A big thanks has to go out to The Commish for everything he does throughout the year, you run a great program my friend, I am already looking forward to next season.
THE END
See You Guys Soon
Sixpack
11 Comments:
Great season boys. Thanks for giving me an excuse to get out of the house!
Great job all year by the commish. Who else could pull this off. It's like herding cats, but he does it.
nad the rest of you TNHLers. Sniffle, sniffle...I'm gonna miss you guys. Anyone got a hanky?
Just kidding. I am glad to break from you Toolbags. See you next fall.
tnhl offseason activites...i think we have about 20 or so tuesdays to kill....so u gotta figure we got a golf outing, a trip to arnolds for drunken go cart racing, a poker night, and "in service" day ( i dont know what the hell that is but i remember always having off in grade school for it), a trip to one of those spots where having a lot of one dollar bills makes you very popular...next thing you know its october!
What are the Eagles doing?....Or not doing?
Thanx for a great season. I think I have to skate harder next year. Somehow, I gained ten pounds this season. Light beer next year?
Jay T.
White sucks Dark rule. Siv-Pack cry in your brew. We whipped your ass!
Its all over Johnny let it go till next year. Its just a game Toolbag.
2008 TNHL HONORS
Rookie of the year= Timmy
Defense MVP (5 game minimum games played)= JR
Offense MVP= Britter
Assist leader= Britter
Turnover MVP = Sponge 5th straight year!
Offsides Leader = Chuck
Lady Bing = Curty Down Lo
Dark MVP = Tree
White= Sixpack
Bset beer night = Daddy Pat
Darcy Tucker award= Chuck
Best appetizer= Rusty's deer dick
Cudo's to both Goaltenders this year was a season low in goals against!
What are the party details??
Time?
Place?
To Bring?
What a finish to tonight's Flyers game! Can Sissy Crosby come out to play?
What the F@@@ everybody die? I feel lonely I miss you guys!
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