All Time TNHL Roster
As the end of the season nears, the staff here at the TNHL WEEKLY UPDATE have started to put together an ALL-TIME TNHL roster. With that blessing of the Commish I went to work trying to remember every player ever to grace the ice in an official Tuesday Night Hockey League game. I racked my brain & despite some bong resin was able to come up with some names. I did reach out to a few former players to see if they could help me in my quest.
- I asked #15 if he could recall anyone, he said he only looks forward & doesn't back check. Lasher said he NEVER PAID attention to anyone else.
- One armed Eddie said he was stumped, but he was happy to give us a hand.
JD said he will check his milk carton. - Dennis St. Dennis wanted to know which group,which night.
- Glen said remembering the TNHL gives him a back ache, just like the hack that ended his career.
- Cone said all the players were a blur to him.
- Larry Patterson remembered his brother Brian who didn't remember Larry.
- Talked to Tommy Dolan about a weak back, he was no help.
- Bill Albany didn't get to see any faces as he was cross-checking guys in the back.
- Billy Leach has memories by the bucket load.
- Holy Tom didn't spend enough time on the bench to get to know anyone.
- Glen the tall goalie was only able to see the tops of guys helmets.
Here are a few more:
Mick · Jarred · Mike Kelly · Dennis Cahill · Chuck from the first year · Stan · Tig · Vinny · Mark Pompi · Johnny Sprinks · Lil' Dan · Lil' Joe · Lil' Shooter · Lil' Carl · Donny Silver Gloves · Bernie Sweeney · Jim Stireckey · Ray & Pat the sprinkler apprentices · Murph the Irish Dog · Zach Kilgore · Rico · Brendan from Ice Line · Mark the guy that Dennis brought · The Big State Trooper · Neil · The other Brian · Richie Kearns the little Flyers captian · Dan Lucy · The little dude in the Coco's jersey · Tom from Abington · Fats · The goalie from the first week I think his name was Bob · Shane Dunfee · Craig Hedrick · Youngblood the guy Mick hit in the face with the puck about 2 years ago · Bird Cage · Wojo · Stinky Pete · Ed Regan · Quiet Brian's brother in-law · Tommy Albany · Ace · The Goalie that drinks Before the game · The guy that wore those Blue pants oh wait that was FRICKER.
The list is already over fifty names long but I'm sure I missed quite a few. Help me fill in the blanks or give names to some of the guys I described. After we assemble this, maybe we will start a TNHL Hall of Fame or a least put it on the Blog.
-Sixpack
posted by Crabby at 4/15/2008 07:21:00 AM
15 Comments:
Joe, you forgot Birdcage the guy who attacked me in the middle of a skate!
Also my hero Doc Mike good skater and the only teamate I trust for a rectal exam.
1st nominee for the Hall:
Dennis St. Dennis
Joe, sorry i see the Birdcage.
Red Russian Rocket leading goal scorer TNHL.
Golden Jet.
Mr. Beebe.
Carl's bearded buddy.
Mitch Fury.
Mitch's sister.
Buffy. I miss Buffy!
Larry's nephew Ohara jersey.
Pontoon Joe R.I.P.
Colorado "no pass" Jay.
Terry, Lil Brawley (Striper-eater), and Figs.
Eff the Crapitols the TNHL is on tonight!
Dark wins a lot to a little to take the series. White better luck next year and keep your heads up some of you gave your best. In the end you were given a Sponge bath!
How about the guy that used to goal tend. Sixpack
Lower vaginal injury he's licking his wounds.
A few names.....
Mike Zambon (goalie), Keith Ledweith (came with Mike Kelly), Mike Brawley (Commish Asst Caoch),
White what happened? Where's the game summary? The suspense(excuse) is killing me!
no sixpack ... no summary ... unless someone else feels the urge to write it ...
funny video
Did we foreget the original Orange Cone? Cone Wilson. We need more cones and less young guys.
Signed,
"Future Cone"
Larry LeMaitre
You know. The guy we told, we had to many one night and he couldn't play. We did ask him to leave his gloves for someone else to use though. What ever happened to our selection comitte. They are not tough enough anymore.
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