Not the game summary
here's a hottie for the dark side and a hottie for the white underachievers
posted by Crabby at 3/28/2008 10:11:00 AM
Friday, March 28, 2008
here's a hottie for the dark side and a hottie for the white underachievers
Crabby is not responsible for the horrendous spelling, grammar, and spongeification of this blog's content.
31 Comments:
White Wins!
kinda eerie how crabby is able to get pictures so quickly of the two girls that i just has a threesome with last weekend...
Frick
Just watched SLAPSHOT, looked like 6pack having a melt down in the locker room. TRADE ME RIGHT F@#$!% NOW!
GOOD TIMES
If your on the white team why dont you watch forecheck instead of slapshot?
FYI to the White team: you need to work harder on the ice.
Dark Side
The Britter is very very happy this weekend...
Let me explain...
Bobby Clark (One of Brit's best friends)was just awarded the Phantoms Best of the Best GM's.
During Mr. Clarks speech, he thanked the 2 championship teams and office personal while he was a GM. Mr. Clark added that he felt that the 1st year he was GM, the office personnel were not worthy of Championship rings. Mr. Clark futher explained that with his 2nd Championship Phamtoms team that the office personnel deserved a Championship ring because of the extra effort.
Bobby Clark, a man that knows how to take care of his people.
Chuck, How are you???
Spongee!!!
Oh'Yeah...
Series tie 1-1
This way it will be another great skate.
When asked why some members of the office personnel didn't get rings from the first championship Bob Clarke reportedly repsonded; " A ring, for what. Doing there jobs? Who's next, the parking attendants?"
I think Brit's name suits him.
He is still bitter about Clarky
hmmm....there are subliminal messages afoot...bitter britter keeps noting GOOD TIMES at the bottom of his posts which i assume as a member of the dark squad is some sort of code word for saying DYN NO MITE!!!! as JJ would on the show of the same name...and then the commish sends out that Obama08 logo ...very strange....
sincerely
patrick sivpack kilmontbergshields
Jerkoffs same sides this week? I only have one color. DARK
Jarred
Boys, mystery Dark guest player tonight! Boy it really sucks playing White this year.
Fick is out tonight " lower body injury" its playoffs thats all you get.
Pregame pasta party tonight at the Captains house game film to follow.
Eff film and pasta! forecheck, backcheck, and quick shifts is why Dark wins every week. No secrets its just effort.
White sucks
Good luck to both sides.
Does anyone need seed?
No thanks , Dark doesnt need luck. Luck is for teams that dont work hard in BOTH zones.
I could use some seed though..
Hey Darkie,
Seed doesn't work on bald heads. Nothing is going to grow there
White Man your still lazy in your zone. I think thats worse.
Lazy can change to hussle. Skin will not change to hair
Are you kidding me? Please change the subject matter.
Mark Mess
First of all, I couldn't hear what Bobby Class-less Clarke was saying cause I had my watch plugging my good ear.
Next, last night's command performance of Bobby and the Bad Notes must be commented on...
Wow. Didn't they teach reading at Bonner? I mean, can you say "lay-up"? I print the words out, I play the damn song, and he STILL couldn't finish...felt just like we were on the ice...there was good 'ole Spongee laying on the ice after missing a nice soft pass in his wheel house...oh well...thank goodness for the Special Olympics Choir that got up and sang with me...although, I think they must've been Bonner grads too...at least they tried to fake it...and not leave me standing there with my guitar in my hands.
That's all I've got to say about that.
- Britty Vedder
Nice job Britter, even with your Westfield handicap it sounded great!
ps. Liam was a no show .... he's dead to us
There was a problem he's gone and there nothing we could do. we just have to take it its reall greaseball shit.
Liam's in a tough effin spot!
Can anybody translate that last comment?
Goodfellas and Vegas Crabby
Britt, great job last night on guitar. But who was that guy you had singing like Leon Spinks?
Rating your musical performance; I'd give it a "RING"ing endorsement
-Clarke
Ouch. Now I know what it's like having your ankle smashed in front of an international audience.
Did Spinks go to Bonner too?
Here Bob, this is next week's music...please try to memorize before Tuesday:
Captain: Are you ready kids
Kids: I I Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you.
Kids: I I Captain
Captain: OHHHHHHH
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!
Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!
Those lyrics have a good RING to them.
Now you are just being a Stickle.
Britter, love the Gump reference. not Worsley but Forrest!!!
And if Leon Spinks had gone to Bonner there is no doubt he would have been the valedictorian.
(Note that the word “valedictorian” was spelled correctly thus proving that Spongee did not compose this post!)
To Britty Ringless...
First
I was tired last night. The boaters are waking up.
Second
Capt'n Dan said to put you on Defense due to your lack of scoring.
Third
Dark did win again.
Fourth
The regular's at Nicks got you your chance at open mic night.
Lastly
Youy gave me 2 groups to choose from:
Pearl Jam "BLOWS"
Jethro Tull "Is OK"
So let's see I choose the latter.
I tried to sing the song as you played a guitar.
I didn't want to tell you, I never heard the song. You told me you knew AC-DC. Next thing I know this song was talking about a pig squeeling, and you got a pretty mouth.
Next week: New series...
Daddy Pat Picks the sides.
Bobby the Knack
Where are the players reps I want a raise!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS THIS WEEKS UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
SIXPACK SUCKS
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