Game 24 Summary - From the crease
Well the second teamers must have been playing all season, because the squad that the darkies ran out at us this week were as good as anyone has seen all year. Five of the players were making their first start of the year, meanwhile the white team skated with most of the battle tested lads we’ve teamed up with PROUDLY all season. It was a great game, lots of action at both ends of the ice. Kilgore was amazing, I’m talking about Zach of course, and I would not have noticed his father except that he carried in a cooler. He should have carried his sons bag out after the way he played in front of him. The darkies, playing with fill ins- Johnny O’Rollerpants, Brit McGoldstien, Curt Greenshirt (he must be Irish), Wojo- self proclaimed ½ Irishman & his little Mexican friend Johnny Ness kept the play moving all night. Along with the usual outstanding effort from Jaybird (who might have some Irish somewhere in his family) & Brian “The Irish Gretzky” the darkies hung in until they were able to solve the whites nasty defense. While Crafty Kraskey & Shooter did most of the scoring for the white crew their “D” was most impressive on the night. Carl ”The Hurricane” Unger & Russ “Stud” Fury kept the speedy darkies wide all night, while Daddy Pat & his 9-foot stick created turnovers the whole game. Chuck was on time& played his usual chaotic style.
Whitey got an early lead but the dark crew chipped away & Zach “The Bonner Rock” Kilgore was on his game shutting the door on the whites. Sixpack was unable to keep up Zach’s pace & allowed the dreaded ‘next goal wins” goal as well as one after that.
The beer list has gotten a little askew lately with Tree on a coaching assignment with the Cone in Chicago & Tommy Dolan sitting out with a tailbone injury he suffered while frolicking in Asia. We think it had something to do with a caning. Anyway, Krafty & Spongie filled in and saved the night they are MVP’s in my book.
The Commish was able to find a dress & shoes to match so he should make it next Tuesday as long as he can schedule a bikini wax this weekend.
Till Next Week
SIXPACK
posted by Crabby at 3/24/2006 07:22:00 AM
44 Comments:
Puke-Pac,bring a bucket next week better yet use the Statues bucket I'm sure its empty.
How could you cut Billy and Carl there is no loyalty on your squad. Those two will be highly motivated and well coached for next week.
You took a Rookie over seasoned veterans thats just wrong and shows how the Irish operate.
At least Robert "Bobby" Kilgore is loyal to his squad. You guys suck!!
One of Roberts teamates
Message to Pat and Puke pac, dont drive thru Lower Merion I guess Jay and I never show each week. How could you cut us over a late comer rookie you guys do suck.
Former Irishman Chuck
Billy,Carl, Chuck, and Jay welcome to the All-World squad. Once your on our team your "family "unlike some squads.
Coach Straube.
Bill, Carl, Jay, and Chuck, now you guys know how Herb Brooks felt!
Thursday bloody Thursday
First of all, when has Jay bird or The Hurricane ever played for the Irish, Second we may as well roster Brendan Shanahan instead of Buckets, because Shanny will never show up either. As for Chuck, when you look at the last names on Team Ireland's roster you will be hard pressed to find any name that the Commish could claim as not Irish. Understand, the Commish and his twisted mind will need an excuse for losing yet again & there is no doubt he would claim Zwann as non Irish. Let there be no question the Irish Lads will welcome any player to the squad from our Tuesday regulars, execpt of course the Spongie & the Commish as they are a cancer.
By the way, Herb Brooks won gold.
Yo Capt'n Dan,
Listen to the spuds, fighting already!
They were beaten badly Tuesday night.
I am going to pick-up barf bags. I will put them on each bench and on each net. This way no-one has to leave the ice.
Team USA does there talk'n on the ice and on the score board!
Unger, You are always welcome with the best team on the ice.
Team USA
Signed Spongee! The real Spongee,people try to write like I do, but they can't duplicate a mind like mi'ne.
Hey stop the Irish player hating. As sixpack stated, Carl & Jay have never played for the Irish team and Billy Leach must have given up hockey for Lent! All we have been hearing all year is the commish crying "We can't have an Irish v world tourny, there is to many Irish players (sniffle, sniffle)." You can only list 9 skaters right now! A roster was submitted with 8 skaters and 1 goalie, one player short. Chuck's name was held back because he is on double secret probation and this created a problem with his Team Ireland eligiblity. If you recall, earlier in the year Chick was tasked to bring beer for the week & only brought beer for one locker room. This is considered a serious offense by the GAA. He was placed on double secret probation for the offense. He did bring beer on a later week for both locker rooms, this was part of his pennance required by his double secret probation & road to re-instatement. Chuck's double secret probation will expire & Chuck will be re-instated in good standing on March 25th 3:00PM. The GAA was desperately trying to keep this matter private requested the delay the posting of Rosters until Sunday March 26th. The slander and prejudice coming from the commish & spongee has forced the issue to become public. The Commish by his requirement of roster on friday & Spongee from his rants of mis-information & hate. The Irish roster will be completed with the addition of Chuck's name as his suspension expires to round out the roster with 9 skaters & 1 goalie. Chuck we are sorry your private disciplinary situation had to come to light, but realize Who (Commish & Spongee)actually is the cause of this situation. Don't blame them, they lose every year & they will try anything (even create discention on the Irish team).
Erin Go Braugh
Erin Go Topshelf!
Carl & Jay never played for Team Ireland. Although both players play well, hustle, are skilled players and step it up in prime time. I can see why you thought the were players on the Irish team!
Staube,
It is after 3:00PM, where is YOUR roster?
We are wondering if you can find a player with red curly hair. Your team has a Moe (Spongee), Joe Besser (You); you need a Larry to complete your three stooges line.
and did you see that pic commish? I bet you can still feel Brit's stick in your back from the last time he played. Do you really think he won't do that again, even if he is on the same team? Being on the same team never stopped chuck!
Puke Pak, Pat, and Anonymous Pussy,the Commish has considered the uproar from your team's legal reps and there has been a few agreements:
1. Submit your roster with whoever you want.*
*= must have played in two THNL games.
2. You cannot exclude any current(paid) THNL players with a two game player.
3. One designated alternate shall be rostered in the event of a suspension or injury. You can even roster a Timlin I dont give two shits!
4. Play hard but "are you alright " rule is strictly enforced.
5. Skate thru the crease dont be a pussy and stand there like a hockey card.
6. Share your beer.
7. Submit three players in the event of a tie for Tire Curling.
8. No yellow jersey's (sorry Russ its a tourney)
9. Designate one player or relative for grill duty Championship night we have to a plan.
10. Win or loose will all be jonesing in 4 weeks!
Rest up ,Rusty no Buffy gameday.
Commish
THNL trivia: How many original THNL skaters are skating the Tourney??
Two
wrong
Totally wrong and you must name them.
Commish
none .. it's a trick question ... commish said "skaters"
Does that question include original players that have semi-retired during this season?
We may need to hold a sit down to discuss the grilling situation before it becomes a problem. I suggest we sit down on a bar stool somewhere. Moe's stools were comfortable, Nick's would also work. The playoff race in the NHL is heating up & I hear both establishments have TVs
I am a free agent to the team that meets my terms:
don't expect me to shoot
get me home by 11:00
beer is cold
That is all.
The wondering Jew.
Brit, team USA always keeps the mood up-beat. I'm glad you have played 5 games this year. This way there's no bitch'n or moan'n on your roster spot!
The Spud's,on the other hand, drinking the last beer or not having enough for everyone.
This week the spud's will be having "Six Pack's surprise"!
It's an empty box,that Joey fills with a selections from Joey's tummy!
3-D golf in 4 weeks.
Tuesday nights.
Drinking is Ok!
Team Ireland:
Locker Room # 3 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Team Ireland:
Locker Room # 3. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Team Meeting in the locker room at 8:00 PM
isn't this how the "troubles" started?
Crabby! These Toolbags actually think this skate is important. The best thing that ever happened in that litte shit=hole rink is getting a chance to skate with your kids before your so old you cant.
F the tournament ice the brews and fire up the grill.
Lets get Strippers in each lockeroom and have some real fun.
Signed TUBESTEAK
TUBESTEAK = Commish
did somebody say strippers?
No crabby Tubey meant Stripers that had to be Russ!It still smells like fish.
No crabby Tubey meant Stripers that had to be Russ!It still smells like fish.
Do fish give Lap Dances?
Stripers!
Sounds like Team world is planning their defeat party. Well, I guess they can only plan for what they can control.
Daddy Pat
Skate Sharppening
Team Ireland, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, is proud to arrange skate sharppening services for both teams this tuesday. The GAA is proud to announce that Francis O'Skatesharppener will be at the rink prior to Tuesday's game. The lad plans to be in the parking lot at 7:45 PM. to provide his craft. There is, of course, a small fee for his services. the traditional $5 / pair of skates. No partial sharpenning or single skate discounts!
This service has been arrange by Team Ireland. Proviong once again our superior level class & sportsmanship!
Strippers, maybe Buffy can talk to her friends. But if not I can definitely come thru with striper's. Joe I think we should get together and talk about the grill situation. I may have someone that can help.
RUSTY O'FURY
Frank's real last name is Klink!
If Frank knew this was a contest between USA and Ireland. He would charge The Irish $10.00 and give the extra to team USA for the cause!
Capt'n Dan, Why to give the Spud's locker room #3, and Chuck. Its a t'ing of beauty!
Its late!
"WAY" TO GIVE,
WHO'S ON THE BEER LIST???? FOR CRIPES SAKE
The Beer list saya Treehugger is up for beer
puke-pak done,daddy-pat done, neidemeyer done. you guys suck quitters more worried about beers than the game.
crabby = quitter
what a disgrace you guys should just quit and go to nicks and bitch like the snatches you are.
NEXT WEEK ITS ALL OVER JOHNNY, ITS ALLL OVER JOHNNY
THE CUP WILL BE RAISED NEXT WEEK!!
UP THE FIVE HOLE NOT THE RA
Nothing posted what happened last night? Who won the big game?
USA 9
Ireland 5
I think that say's it all !
Wow what a lousy turnout by the Irish. I guess thats why there still ruled the Brits!!
Great game Jay, Bobby, Commish,tooms,Mick,Brit, Johnny, and Tig. Passing, flow, hustle,and hard work showed the slackers the real way to play hockey.
Your number one fan.
Thats right ruled by Brit and his awesome squad of hockey players.
What a great comment at #41, I mean you mention 8 players, four of whom that are regulars, and you don't even mention the guy that kept your team in the game. Great Game ZACH!!!! So much for all that loyalty the Commish & his little buddy Spongie talked about all last week. And then you don't even have the balls to sign you name, typical. Eff the Queen!!!! & screw all those limey bastards!!!!
O'Puke Pac, the number one fan was Zach. Wah,wah,wah,wah,wah
USA,USA,USA
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