Thursday, March 30, 2006

Irish Classic - Game 1 summary


Team USA 9
Ireland (spuds) 5

Well, what a night, the fans got a show.
Six Pack standing on his head, and blowing back wash out of his mouth. The sides where even. But the better team won.
If Crabby was there coaching maybe the outcome would have be different. I hope the "GIRLS at OASIS" where worth it. I over heard the Spud's talking about how to over take Team USA. Daddy Pat told Liam to get behind Tree and up end him. Shooter also said to Chuckie go to the net and I'll pass to you. Chuck had a look on his face, like a black man running down the street with a flat screen telling everyone he found the TV on the street.
Russ and Tommy "D" were hooking and pushing all night long, even Joey got involved. He came almost out to center ice and blocked the oncoming USA team from shooting on his precious goal. Fricker was playing like someone stole twinkie from him and he was trying to win her back.
Dennis St. Dennis get well soon we missed you.
Iceman Wilson What's up, locked your key's in the car. Call Pam and she with open the car with her phone so you can come out and play! (It's good advise about locking your keys in the car)
Dunfee, What's the deal the horses are fine, you don't need to ride them every day.
Signed a mucker on TEAM USA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TEAM USA ROCK'S

ps. Unfortunately, crabby was not at Oasis

pss. Photo courtesy of her Buffiness

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marine Biology bit of trivia;
Sea Sponges injest food & eject waste through the same opening. In laymen terms: the eat & shit with their months, therefore the following are true....

-ALL SPONGEES TALK SHIT!
-If you want to hear what a sponge sounds like when they talk, just fart!
-Spongees can not help it when they kiss ASS.

Howard Ballard

Thu Mar 30, 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bobby dont pay attention to that Irish looser they are resorting to personal attacks in frustration. Keep playing hard and backchecking for the USA squad.

We love Sponges and there offspring!!

Thu Mar 30, 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These guys (Spud's) are like the Soviet Union team of 1980. Each year they come into play the Classic and to win with ease.

But wait, Team USA achieved the upset. With players that have played in the league. The USA team was not hand picked. We needed Sub's. Players were called and these were the guys that showed up.
Nine players on each side.

And Talk'n about Shit!
Do you Spud's know that inside each guinness beer that little container is filled with Shit!
I guess the makers know the people that drink guinness talk so much shit that they can't even taste it in their beer!

Have a great night!
Capt'n Dan say the course.
Let them talk out of that hole.

Thu Mar 30, 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a tear in my beer?

Thu Mar 30, 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ever think that there is only shit in YOUR Guinness !?

The makers want to keep you away from the home brew.

Thu Mar 30, 08:18:00 PM  

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