WEEKLY UPDATE

        

At 8:45 it looked like we would be short more than a few skaters but by 9:15 each team had nine players so the game was on. The White squad scored on the first shift once again this week as Romo banged home the nights first shot. The lead however would be short lived as the Darkies answered with three of their own to take the lead for good early on. To say this was not one of Tree's best nights would be an understatement, we have not seen an effort in goal at that end of the rink since we had a goalie with parents that stuttered. We have come to learn that our pal Dennis was suffering from a twisted left testicle, hopefully Tree will not need to re-deviate his septum to get himself back in the groove.

With the late arrivals came some roster changes, Johnny Longpants was wearing a Dark sweater for one of the few times this season, don't look for this to happen again any time soon Johnny's towel boy wears White. This move forced the White boys to move Crafty to defense so he was harder to find the offensive zone than a virgin in a Darby middle school. I am happy to report Shooter has returned from the disabled list bringing with him a wicked wrist shot & blazing speed, it had a playoff beard & his name is Jimmy. But Shooter looked good after cashing in his buy two get one free card at Hippo-Rama. In a related story Crabby is back at work & well on his way to recovery after his surgery despite his concerns that Shooter was sending him to a fat girl strip club.

The Dark boys stretched their lead every few minutes making it look easy at times due to the discovery of Spongee's break-out game plan.It seems Bob left his playbook at a local yoga studio & sure enough it wound up in Dark hands here is a look at what we could translate.

The Darkies took advantage, the Constipation Kid had a bunch of goals along with an occasional assist & Sarge teamed with White Doug for a couple. Daddy Pat played his minutes on defense this week but still managed to work some magic with Quiet Brian on a pretty tip in play late in this one. Old friend Stinky Pete was back & playing well, shaking off the rust he acquired while honoring his contract with Hanna-Barbara on the Flintstones reunion tour. Hockey Dave also made it out this week & his frustration was shared by many of his White teammates when the Rink Queen kicked us out into the rainy night while 5 watched with his broom in hand. The White boys showed some spunk late as Cagney & Lacy started to stir & get some good chances only to be denied by Murph & Flounder.

The locker room was a noisy place after the skate as White Doug supplied some delicious LaBatts & Molson, it was good to hear the snap of bottle cap or in Fricker & Quiet Brian's case the queif of the pull tab from a Fox Tale Ale.

Till next week

WEEKLY UPDATE

Two full squads led to a good week of hockey once again & the White boys put it to the Darkies this week. Crafty opened the scoring on the games first shift/shot as the White built a lead they would never relinquish, it was 4-0 before the Dark got on the board.

Tree tracked down pucks & sucked up rebounds like a vacuum cleaner, due in large part to his newly clear nasal passages.

At times the game looked like a beef & beer at the F.O,P. when Flounder, Bobby the Cop, Chuck & Sarge all found themselves on the ice together. 5 proved to be a solid two way player banging away on the Constipation Kid at every turn & chipping in at the offensive end.Daddy Pat & Murph were as happy as anyone to see full benches after logging so many minutes last week I was able to get a picture of Murph's legs in the locker room after last weeks game.

 White Doug switched things up, he actually wore white this week & played a big part in the win scoring at least one that I can remember but Im sure he had more. Spongee found his way into the mix at both ends as usual & has invited all Bonner grads to join him on his luxury pontoon for a trip to Bonner at the Bay, book it now.

 

this is for the guys that showed up last week

 

Johnny Longpants & Romo did their part to keep the ice tilted & stop the Darkies from any thoughts of a comeback, the duo played Wojo like the Hawks played renowned "cake eater" Adam Banks.

Fricker & the Commish battled all night & helped with a late surge, but it was not enough as the White boys skated off with a comfortable win.

 Cricket made the play of the game when he rolled in with a cooler to satisfy his beer list obligations then walked out to get ready for work while the LaBatt's & Molson waited for some drinkers.

 

 

Till next week

 

Frank Will Be There.....WILL YOU?

Frank will sharpen skates tomorrow night so the guys that show up can get their skates sharpened

IF YOU CANNOT MAKE IT LET US KNOW EARLY SO WE CAN GET SUBS.


                                               No smart ass I dont mean a sandwich.

Last week sucked, all the guys that showed up were great everyone else sucked.

FRANK WILL BE THERE TOMORROW

It seems our pals Frank and Pat have straightened out their contract dispute and Frank has agreed to show up to sharpen skats tomorrow night.