Reminder: Game time is 9:15 this week

Game time for Halloween night is 9:15!

Don't be late or you may miss seeing Joe Sixpack dress up just like a real goalie!

p.s. we need one sub

Ice Saturday night - Anybody interested?

ICESLOT 8:30 THIS SATURDAY ANY TAKERS?? EMAIL TONIGHT OR BLOG TONIGHT. I WILL SEND OUT A EMAIL IN THE AM TO CONFIRM .SKATIUM. FREE,BRING BEER OR JUST ONE BEER IF YOUR CRABBY.

BIG ICE AT LAST

PS SIVPACK NO MORE PASSING CAPTAIN DANG IS COMING. ITS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT NEXT WEEK. YOU CANT CALL THE TREE AND THE COMMISH DOWN WITHOUT A SEVERE RESPONSE.

COMMISH,BABYSITTER,BOTTLE WASHER, BEER BITCH, ACCOUNTANT,BLOG BITCH,AND GENERAL MANAGER TNHL

Game Summary - from the crease

Another week where the goalies stole the show, it's not every week that both teams are held to less than eight goals. It was an even night as neither team trailed by more than 2.

The Darkies used strong play from Quiet Brian, & My Friend Fricker along with Birdcage & Rusty. The play of Jaybird along the backline was stellar, you will not stand in front of the net with Jay on D, he will clamp down on your stick like Ronde Barber on a Mcnabb pass. On offense, the darkies were led by THE STONEYBROOK POSSE, Spongee scoring for the third straight week, Liam scoring from an impossible angle & another one in what we will call THE BEER FRAME. And of course Britzky, who must have paid in full. Is there a penalty for traveling in ice hockey?

The White Squad were flying around the ice creating chances. Crafty Craskey set the dark defense back weeks by passing on his first five shifts up the ice, too bad his passes went to the Commish. Capt Dang was heard muttering something about missing his attorney. Daddy Pat shook off some rust from week one and had a jump in his skates, generating some good scoring chances. Johnny Rollerpants & Hurricane Carl joined the rush adding to the offence.

Question, If a Tree shoots from between the circles & a Sixpack is there to stop him does he score? .....No.

Color-blind Mark (played for white but wore grey) did make Sixpack look like Pat Burell with runners in scoring position, on back to back goals. Hey Chuck, welcome back, we are changing the time again next week just to keep you on your toes!
The game was good-The BEER was better.

Till Next Week

SIXPACK

Halloween Game TIME CHANGE - 9:15 !!!

The Tuesday night tilt on 10/31/2006 will start at 9:15!

-The Commish's Web Bitch

Game Summary - from the crease

Nice turn out, and a good pace, the goaltending was solid but by no means great. Good to see some old friends get back out there this week, Daddy Pat, Carl "Hurricane" Unger, my friend Fricker, Dennis Cahill who was recently recalled from the minors & Curt " Im not the guy having problems with the FBI".

As for the guys that played the first week, they picked up right where they left off. Spongee scoring a couple, along with Jaybird who was stellar on the back line. The Darkies led by Britzky scrapped all night, and almost managed to get back into it late. The White squad came out fast, with Crafty Kraskey not passing up any chance to score, which he did several times. Rusty looked like he took his Enzyte as he was up on his skates all night. Tree was as smooth as ever, did anyone else notice that his stick is green, you should see a doctor about that. It is going to take a couple of weeks for most skaters to get into shape, but the Commish seems to be there already. You can find him in his usual spot, just off the post at the back door. He'll be there all year.

The last ten minutes was the best hockey of the night, just like Brit said keep playing until Mom calls us in.

Crabby, get back soon, we're playing some good hockey.

-Sixpack

Missing Players!

Children, if you missed the last two weeks and still expect to be on the roster you better get back to me soon. There are a few players who actually want to play every week and would be more than happy to fill your spot.

Adult Hockey and Babysitting Camp Leader (aka Commish)

Yo Ponytail!

NEED ONE SUB OF COURSE YOU CAN NEVER COUNT ON ANYBODY LETTING ME IF THEY ARE PLAYING.

WATERBOTTLES AND REFRESHMENT WILL BE PROVIDED TONIGHT.

THE BABYSITTER (commish)

Another Season Gets Underway ...

The TNHL is back on the ice tonight at 8:45. As always, if you can't make it, let the Commish know so that he can get subs.

New Rule this year:

Don't be a jerk.

The whole point of playing is to HAVE FUN. Jerks are bad, and take the fun out of games. So we keep the fun in by taking the jerks out.

How Do I know if I'm are a Jerk?

Easy. Just take this simple quiz:

1) Have you ever been thrown out of the TNHL for being a jerk?
2) Do you yell at teammates when they blow a play?
3) Do you sometimes mistake your hockey stick for a machete'?
4) Do you measure your success by the number injuries you cause?
5) Is your name Terrell?
6) Are you a cock-blocker? (Just kidding Spongee, you can still play)

Let's have a blast this year and remember: We do this to get out of the house!

Fantasy Hockey anyone?

Joe-six is going to be running a fantasy hockey league again this year. And this year, we may just decide to throw in a few bucks and make it interesting. Leave a note here or talk to Joe-Joe if you're interested.

-crab