Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Wanted


The cops should haul Siv Pack in for felonious rink destruction….

Blame the snow? Nope. I think 6 pack sabotaged the roof. The reasons?

State of mind: First off he is a goalie . All goalies are whacked. It’s a little known fact that many of histories major nut jobs were goalies. Gary Heidnik, Idi Amin, Elton John and Judas Iscariot were all goalies.

Motive: Its been widely written in the blog about Siv Packs longing to get back to the ice. This is the classic “I’ll take my ball and go home” twisted a tad to (cue the Dr. Evil laugh) “I’ll destroy the entire freakin rink!!!!!! Moohahahaha…mooohahahaha!!!”

Means: Riddle me this batman: 6 is a sprinkler fitter right? So he has access to kinds of what? Wait for it…..wait for it….yup, You guessed it: LADDERS. How else would he have gotten up there to punch holes in the beams?

And finally, the criminal always, I mean always, returns to the scene of the crime. Just like our beloved goalie reporting on the blog on the state of the damage at the rink from where else? The rink!

I’m not a lawyer but I have watched a tremendous amount of television and I think the facts I have laid out above prove without a doubt that Siv pack sabotaged the rink!! Or Tree did it because he is a goalie too. Or the Fan did it and fled to county, like Jim Thorpe, with a non-extradition treaty. Or it may have been Russ. Or it may have been Fricker and Brian symbolically projecting their wheat-hatred on the rink. Definite possibility that it could have been Kilgore and Liam together.

(Daddy Pat)

Sunday, February 14, 2010

No Skate this week - rink's roof is broken


NOTE FROM THE COMMISH


FELLOWS I GOT A CALL THIS MORNING A BEAM GAVE WAY AT THE RINK NO SKATE THIS WEEK OR UNTIL THEY HAVE A ENGINEER LOOK AT THE STRUCTURE.

I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED ITS A SAD DAY

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Good Skate


A little bit of snow didn't keep the shinny down! Seven skaters a side, crisp passing (for the first 10 minutes), solid goal-tending, and end to end action kept us from missing the #1 fan too much. Spongee got the game puck (from the other team) and I think white may have come out on top but I can't count that high.

And then it happened... The Mersa Missle strolled in the took his place in the stands as the TNHL's new #1 fan. I think Rusty was just there for the beer, but whatever, it was good to see him.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Beer List - Round II


Did anyone miss round I? Let me know - otherwise, here is round II of the beer list - Britter has the suds next week

02/09 Britter
02/16 Tim
02/23 Liam
03/02 Daddy Pat
03/09 Chuck
03/16 Fricker
03/23 Billy
03/30 Shooter
04/06 Jay
04/13 Tree
04/20 Crabby
Crabby is not responsible for the horrendous spelling, grammar, and spongeification of this blog's content.

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