Not the game summary

here's a hottie for the dark side and a hottie for the white underachievers

Game Summary

No doubt about it this week, 10pm or 10:20pm Dark wins & they made it look easy. It all started with The Commish & a sweet tip in about fifteen minutes in followed by an assault by Craskey who potted the next two goals, all created by moving their feet in the offensive zone. Crazy. Truth be told, the Darkies controlled the entire game using a tireless forecheck they set the pace & challenged the Whites at every turn. When they did let up on the pressure, Tree was there to make the stop & the puck was moved out of the zone. Big Pappi was his usual disruptive force in the offensive zone while Curty Downlow buzzed in & out of shooting lanes. Shooter & Stinky Pete also worked the forecheck/backcheck creating turnovers & scoring chances. As usual Quiet Brian wreaked havoc in the offensive zone scoring two goals from his defensive position. BR (Bill, JR's former linemate) was also involved in the scoring from the blueline as he is getting his skating legs back after a long time away from the ice & Mike the avid reader had another nice game for the Darkies. We also found out that Spongee can tell time, at exactly 10pm he began the celebration yelling & whooping it up to claim the victory that tied the series at 1-1. We may soon see another celebration led by Spongee in May if Pop Kilgore can win election to the seat of Mayor of West Wildwood NJ. He is running a staunch Republican campaign, looking to do his part with for the Economic Stimulus Program by promising free tickets to Morey's Pier Waterslide & plans to bomb Avalon for harboring known Democrats.
On to the White squad, defensively not bad, we kept most of the shots to the outside & cleared most rebounds to the spot where the wingers should be for the breakout but did not break the Dark forecheck very often. When we did gain the offensive zone it looked like we were worried the warranty on our skates would be void if we continued to use them. Very frustrating, great D form the Darkies. Anyway, from where I stood it looked like a real ass kicking, hats off to the Darkies, I was able to find a lovely picture of your mascot.

-sixpack

Editor's note: Text unedited and Crabby has absolutely nothing to do with this disturbing picture. WTF Joe?

This one's for Liam

This is the chick from Peru that you met at the nail.

Game Summary

In one of the best games of the year the White squad skated away with a hard fought victory, at 10pm the score was 5-3. Now I'm sure that this will bring plenty of "comments" on the Blog disagreeing with this score but the president has been set in previous tourneys by the Commish.........


This week was the start of our annual tournament & as usual the bragging rights meant a quality skate. The format has changed a bit this as there was a draft to choose the teams so the Ireland- USA Challenge has been abandoned at least for this year. Official Score
Dark 2 White 1 at 10:00 pm, while the shinny at the end was exciting I think it is a little unfair to ask THE GREAT WALL OF ZACH to keep you old timers in the game any longer than he has to. As far as the series goes, how after one game can the dark lead the series 2-0? Rest assured Provo's if it takes a shut-out to top them that is what we will do next week.

UP THE RA!!!!
SIXPACK

Wed Mar 21, 04:31:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Six pack is correct its 1-0 Dark. Father Crab we finish April 10th but thats the family skate unless you Spuds call a redo match!
Take quitter Marc off the beerlist as well as J.L. he shouldnt have to buy. Thank you Father Crab.

2-1 at 10:00 thats a TNHL record cudos to the skaters who showed up on both sides.(except for Chuck who flopped like p**sy)

White team no use crying over spilled milk.

Commish
Wed Mar 21, 06:05:00 PM


These posts were taken directly from the Blog entry dated March 2007, this can only mean the White leads the series 1-0. On to the game, Liam opened the scoring as he seems to every tourney & played his typical strong game, Pat , Fricker & Chuck also turned in a solid effort at both ends. The Darkies used the patented Straube fore-check matched with Curty's speed & Quiet Brian's smarts to keep the pressure on.

The White crew was able to get out to a 3-0 lead about half way through, as Lil' Carl used his teenaged speed to back off defenders & Crabby & Murph were able to deal from the points. Tiny Tim buzzed around all night & teamed with J-Bird on the back line to help keep the Darkies at bay.

Meanwhile the Darkies were able to generate several good scoring chances as JR's former winger Bill was turned away early & Shooter & Brit had breakaways denied. The Darkie were able to break through with about fifteen minutes remaining but the final score was as close as the score would get.

The spirited play with such a low score can only mean the goaltending was top notch, Rob turned in another solid performance in his first tournament game between the pipes.

The "Shinny" after 10 was a different story as the Darkies controlled play and skated all over the Whites scoring five more time in the extra session led by Big Pappi & Crafty Craskey & Mike the avid reader also found the back of the net.

Next week will be game two, hopefully it will be as well played as this weeks game. Nice job by the Commish on the refreshments in the locker room afterwards.

Till next week
Sixpack

Is Rusty allowed to play tonight?

RIDLEY TOWNSHIP — A woman suffered a broken wrist during an attempted carjacking that occurred around noon Sunday near Academy Avenue and Wakefield Drive.

Police are asking for the public’s help identifying the suspect, who fled the scene.

The victim, who was driving a blue Hyundai Sonata, told police she was stopped at a stop sign at the intersection of Academy Avenue and Wakefield Drive, when a man approached her car, according to Detective Sgt. Scott Willoughby.

Armed with a box cutter, the man jumped into the front passenger seat of the Sonata and ordered the woman to drive away, Willoughby said.

“Drive b-----,” the suspect said in a deep raspy voice. “Take me where I want to go.”

The woman began to struggle with the suspect, who eventually jumped out of the car and fled. He was last seen running toward South Avenue.

The victim suffered a broken left wrist and cuts to her face and both hands, according to Willoughby.

The suspect is described as a white man in his mid-40s, 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet tall. He had a scruffy beard and smelled of alcohol. He was wearing blue jeans, a white shirt, black leather jacket and blue baseball hat.

Anyone who has information is asked to contact Ridley Township Detectives at (610) 532-4002.

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Game Summary

This week we saw twenty guys plus goalies show up which means a good quick skate. The White squad skated away with the victory for the second straight week, due to an outstanding effort between the pipes from Tree. The Dark team was only able to muster two goals & one of those bounced off the roof & into the crease for a late tap in. The only other goal Dark goal came when Tree aggressively raced out to poke check the puck from Brit which was enough to break up the play, only a great play from Liam, who was on side, led to the sole highlight for the Darkies. That was it for the darkies until well after 10 pm. Meanwhile the White crew used a relentless forecheck from the guys up front & a speedy defense kept the darkies from getting much going. After filling the nets for both teams last week the Commish was held scoreless despite the fact that he continues to surround himself with former Jr. hockey legends as he welcomed back Bill, Jeremey Roenick's line mate. Maybe on his next recruiting trip he can stop by K-MART to pick up a cooler & fill it with ice to keep our post game refreshments cold.
Well it is the time of year we all look forward to, TOURNEY TIME! With the influx of so many new players, most of them would be rostered on the Irish squad & the fact that Team Ireland has won the tourney four straight years, we need to change the format to keep the same amount of players on each team. We had a few ideas on how to choose sides, put all the sticks in the middle but that would just look like the Commish was the first one out of the locker room, or maybe the Indians ( dot not feather ) against the cowboys but Brokeback Spongee would be rostered on both teams. Finally everyone seemed to agree on a draft with the teams remaining the same till the season ends next month. There was talk of the goalies picking the players to decide the teams, so with my first pick I choose...........TREE!

On a side note, my wife told me about this poor woman that was in a coma in the hospital where she works. While giving this woman a bed bath a nurse noticed some response while cleaning around the woman's private area. The nurse suggested to her husband that maybe oral sex would help bring the woman out of her coma, after some coaxing the husband agreed to help out. The next day he went to her room & closed a curtain around her bed for some privacy but shortly after the experiment got underway the woman flatlined. When the woman asked her husband what happened he said " I don't know I guessed she choked to death"

Sixpack

Game Summary

<-- The Commish comes out of the locker room and goes both ways.

White wins, but dark showed grit and character in fighting back and making it close. Some game leaders are shown below:

White Scoring Leaders
Commish 2G, 1A
Quiet Brian 2G, 1A
Crafty Craskey 1G, 1A
Fricker 1G, 0A


Dark Scoring Leaders
Commish 1G, 5A
Liam 1G, 2A
Brit 1G, 4A
Curt 1G, 1A

This past week was an exciting skate with the milestones and rarities for all to enjoy. The start out with both teams skating briskly up and down the ice. It looked like it was going to be a night for the goalies until the Commish took charge. Skating hard, and with determination to get on the score card the Commish broke the ice with the first goal of the night. Unfortunately, it was on his own goalie. Never deterred he kept his focus and chatter on the bench. He was heard bragging; hey, he gave me the short side, I had to take it. A few shifts later the Commish skated his way into the THNL record books when he scored for his own team. This makes him the first player in TNHL history to score the night’s first goal…. For both teams! Not since the likes of Steve Smith & Jim Marshall has such feats of accomplishment been seen. After the game the Commish, asking to be called PGS, stated I can score on any siv. Congratulations Commish!

Once the theatrics and fanfare was over, the night settled down into a good skate. The dark team (and the Commish) jumped out to an early one goal lead. That didn’t last long before the game was tied by the white (and the Commish). From that point momentum swung in favor of the white team as they jumped out to a multi-goal lead. Sixpack should great restraint and didn’t swing or break any sticks. Some attribute his self control to maturity; others think it is due the high price of goalie sticks. You decide. The dark team, frustrated they could not get anymore goals out of the Commish, began to shoot themselves. This strategy reaped some benefits as they scratch and clawed their way back to within one. It looked liked we could have a typical “Next Goal Wins” night, by it was not to be. A couple late goals form the white team and a rookie rink rat ended the night at exactly 10:15:01PM

-Daddy Pat