Game 12 Summary - from the crease

Well the extra half-hour really must have worn us out as the update was not written until almost 48hrs after our tilt. Anyway, another good night on the ice but I'm sorry to say I don't have a final score, lets just say it ended in a tie.
With the help of some young guys the play was inspired, Carl jr. aka (The Tropical Storm) buzzed around all night and picked up his share of points. Pop Gun Donohoue showed skills his father can only dream about, & Brendan "Tiny" Nave played like a seasoned vetreran.

Meanwhile in goal, Danny "STONEWALL" Straube & Zach "The VACUUM" Kilgore played strong games. I'm sure all thier fathers were excited to share the ice with thier sons, even as the kids showed them how to play the game.

Let's hear it for Russ, the guy has a fan at his games every week. Last week the first member of his fan club, his father watched him play, this week the president Buffy was on hand.

As far as the young girls in the lobby at the rink, they probally heard that some guys from the Chippendales were going to be playing there when accually it was some guys from Collingdale. They were NOT disappointed with the show.

One last thing, to the guys that didn't make the skate, Billy, Jeff, Fricker, Half cage Adam, Tree, Cone, Dennis Siv Dennis, & anyone I may have missed, The TNHL Family understands you were celebrating the third day of your holiday & would like to wish all of you a VERY HAPPY KWANNZA.

TILL NEXT WEEK
SIXPACK

Game 12 Summary

This is late due to the fact that Captain Dan poisoned us with his shitty water bottles.
I have a cold and feel-in shitty.
Who knows who won?
This is what I saw or heard.
Rusty: taking runs at people!
Liam: chopping out legs!
Capt'n Dan: wanting more players from the white side to go on his side. His players got pissed at him because the dark team was not passing the puck, they ended up leaving early. I heard WOJO saying with time left to play. They will not pass and they are taking long shifts.I am done.
Daddy Pat: Where's my $ and trophy?
6-pack: comes thur at the end of the game, "BEER FOR ALL" Thanks man!

At the bar "No Draft Beer" Yeah that's nothing new!
Twinkee asking where is her Fricker.
A waitress apron string, looking like it was a thong.
A big head guy plays in a band.
A player at the table saying you can cut butter with a tooth pick!
Happy New Year!

Week 12 Lineup - 9:15 Start!

9:15 TOMMORROW TO 11:15

4 SIVES TOMMORROW THEY CANNOT MAKE TWO HOURS OF STANDING STILL ON THE ICE IT GETS COLD FOR THEM.

POST GAME AT NICKS ON THE CHAMPION DADDY PAT !!

WHITE= Tommy,Jeff, Adam, Carl,Chuck,Frick, Sponge,Billy,,Dennis W,Dennis St Dennis and Zach

Dark=Crab, Tree, Brians brother ,Jay ,Pat, Dan,Liam,shooter
Joe and Dan


Dark team be there 8:15 for pregame run and team meeting.

Commish

Game 11 Summary - from the crease

This is not some of my best work, as I was under the influence of pain killers.

signed: SixPack ---->


Twas' the night before Christmas & all through the arena, we wondered if Chuck was late because he was bringing a supena

By quarter past ten almost all had hit the ice, Spongee was ready & hoped to score twice.

The play was so fast& Carl zipped 'round the rink, then Liam yelled encouraging words "WHAT TIME DO WE DRINK"?

With Russ playing well, defending his zone, he could have covered anyone that night, even Wilson the Cone

But Dennis stayed away along with Brian Patterson's sister, to tell you the truth Larry & Cone we really did miss ya'

After a goal for the dark side there arose such a clatter, everyone turned to the crease to see Fricker's stick shatter

Down the wing through the netural zone came Craskey in a flash, then a blast from the circle against the boards the puck smashed

Off the boards came the rebound right out to the slot, Dunfee was there & he got off a shot

A kick save was made straight out to Bill Leach & he fled from his zone with a lesson to teach

Heading onto the offense, a nice pass to Tommy Dolan, a wrist shot on net & a sure goal was stolen

Dennis St. Dennis standing tall in his net, did the best that he could with the little help he would get

Daddy Pat got it going & had a lot in his tank, & for lining his pockets Christmas dinners' on Frank

The White got on the board after a sweet passing play & a no doubt about it goal off the night stick of Jay

Old Adam the half cage was ready to bang & he tried to take out the Commish, thats right Lt. Dang

Young Joe McCloskey would pass it or keep it, he faked more guys out of thier undies than Victoria Secret

On defense all game was Crabby & Tree, shift after shift they knew who they'ed see

He's shakey & sneaky & quick as a whistle, back hand or forehand his shotis a missle

But the offense was strong & steady all night & the defense was stellar & kept up the fight

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, just inside our blueline the smooth ones in the clear

Would he go low to the pad or maybe high stick, it's now 1 on 1 just SIXPACK & Mick

The puck moved to the the left, then the right with a shove, but had stopped on the goaline just under Joe's glove

Victory for the dark side was hard fought & mean, but the white squad played collectivly like # 15

Then back to Nick's to meet up with Shooter, Yo Spongee I thought that Twinkie would be cuter

I know what your thinking, this poem is stuffy & I learned from the last time I had better mention Buffy

WELL NOT JUST TO HER, BUT TO ALL OF THE MRS. HERES WISHING THE TNHL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

Game 11 Summary

Is 6-pack OK? I am waiting for Joe's, It was the night before Christmas poem.
Daddy Pat is also quiet, Crabs told me he was out spending that extra income from his split from the skate sharpening. Is it true, was their 2 tip cans, one for Frank and one for Pat?
Capt'n Dan is waiting for his Christmas card, not for the holiday's, but the, arrest warrant issued by 1/2 cage Adam for the molestation behind Dennis ST. Dennis.
I saw "The Fricker" on Santa's lap asking for a new stick. He asked the fat man in red for a new and improved stick that will not break from striking metal cross bars.

Unger is still upset with his teammate's.
Liam for not finishing off Crabs when Liam's stick was in-between Crabs legs. The smooth one and Capt'n Dan not wearing matching socks. Daddy Pat not passing to JD Dunfee that was open all night long "Uttering I'm Open."

The dark team ended up with the win. Joey, Jr., and the Deer hunter teamed-up on Def. By the end of the night Joey, Jr., became a hunter of all the bad passes from his teammates. Billy, Tommy and Jeff kept asking me when I was going back on Def. Chuck didn't care where I played, he said he had White's number and a bruise from St.Dennis.
The Tree told Chuckie he gets bruises from the hacks every week.

It was nice to see the party continued at Nick's.
Even our "Coach" Toom's was there. according to that Bar tender Mike.
Shooter also met with us, saying I would have lit-up Joey like a Christmas Tree.
At least you guys didn't have to hear from the bar tender, lines like:
The Keg's out
The Keg line is frozen-up
I am out of glasses
I am busy trying to get laid
Do not sit on that bar stool, its has stains on it
Kilgore is a cock-blocker
Or the best line of all
"I AM NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE OUT FREE ROUNDS!

Merry Christmas to All
PS Chuck we start at 9:00 P.M. Tuesday 12/27/05

Week 11 - Lineup

Tuesday tilt - Mandatory Board of Directors meeting Tuesday

White= Carl,Dan,Frick,Jay,Liam(Captain),Pat, Brians Brother,Rusty,Jeff ,Siv=Joe

Dark= Sponge(Captain),Crabby,Tree, Tommy, Wilson, Shooter,Billy , Adam,Chuck, Siv=Dennis

Meeting at Nicks following the shinny!

DONT FORGET TO TIP FRANK FOR X-MASS

Game 10 Summary - From the crease

What a great game the other night. That has got to be one of the best nights in the history of the TNHL. The Commish was able to raise everybodys level of play with the addition of a single player. Like it or not, we can all play some real good hockey when we HAVE to. No jokes this week, just a thanks to the dark squad for the job they did all night in our own end especially. Also to the whites for such a great effort, I had a blast.

P.S. Tree will be starring in The Springfield Playhouse version of "My Left Foot". Get well soon.

It was also nice to see the Commish wearing the same socks as his idol The Smooth One.

-sixpack

TNHL Fantasy Camp

Need a last minute gift for that man in your life? Give him the gift of hockey. For only $15, your man can come out and learn from the Tuesday night gang!

• Learn perfect hockey posture from Dennis "the cone" Wilson
  
• Learn the art of quickly skating from one end to the other, stopping, falling down, getting back up and back in the play from Carl "hurricane" Unger
  
• Spend an hour watching Daddy Pat get dressed to play
  
• Skate alongside Shooter Donohoue and never get a pass
  
• Learn how to stack your squad every week from the Commish
  
• Learn curse words that would embarrass a sailor while Spongee teaches you the outlet pass
  
• See Crabby's rare toe-drag move every other shift
  
• Meet TNHL regular Adam Taylor and get to see him again three weeks later when he returns
  
• Watch Fricker skate down the wing, around the net, and shoot the puck without ever looking to pass
  
• Learn the stick break from our goalies SixPack who uses the tomahawk smash over the crossbar and Dennis Siv Dennis who likes the swashbuckler method of smashing his stick off either post
  
• Be there when Chuck asks "What time next week?"
  
• Play alongside Bonner superstars Tommy "chatter box" Dolan and Jeff "what do you mean someone is already nicknamed shooter?" Craskey
  
• See Jay play on one skate
  
• Be there when Liam takes the last beer
  
• Feel young as you skate alongside oldtimers like Tree and Brian Patterson's brother
  
• Play alongside the mayor of sowthwest Philly, old J.D. himself or bedroom legend Rusty
  
• You might even meet Buffy!
  

What they're saying:

"I played with that group a few times. I hope they lost my phone number!" - Tom Scattilino

"You never want to leave the ice! I stayed on offense all night long!" - #15

"You don't even need to pay!" - Mike Kelly

So don't delay - Let your man be the next to say: Next Goal Wins!


-SixPack

Week 10 - Lineup

50-50% chance of Frank being there tonight to sharpen skates ... if Frank shows up tonight we should tip him 20.00 per skate sharpening for Christmas. (Pat Inc. has a lot of toys to buy for the family!)

Dark
Jeff, Tommy, Billy, Shooter, Jay,
Chuck, Cone Wilson, and
Adam "A day Late and A Dollar Short"
Sivpack Joe is the lord of the dark pipes


White
Liam "Tullemore Dew" Montgomery, Crabby von Crabbenoff, Pat Trump, Dan the enforcer,
Rob Primeau, Rusty, Sponge, Brians Brother
D Siv D playing defense and goalie

P.S. WE START AT 10:15 NOT 10:45 LETS MAKE A EFFORT TO BE PROMPT TONIGHT.

-- the commish

Game 9 Summary - from the crease

On a cold,snowy Tuesday night we'll put the score in a weather report: Highs were in the teens & Lows near zero.
There were some great saves & great plays, but the best move of the night had to be the white squad trading the Commish to the darkies NIETHER team got anything in return. An angry Jay-Bird returned to the locker room after his first shift, happens every month, Lt Dang switched sides & the rout was on. I thought for a while Shooter was traded as well after several passes on the tape to the dark side, all in his own zone. But the boys in white had everyone clicking, Billy "The Statue" Leach, Liam "The Hardest Working Man In Snow Business" & Daddy Pat all controlled play at both ends, even Sponge"Bobby Orr Not" turned the darkies away while getting on the score sheet. Crabby & Tree turned in thier usual steady performance (someone remind Tree, he might not remember). All in all it was a good nightb to be white. Dennis St. Dennis had to introduce himself to many of his teammates after the game, they never got close enough to do it during the game.
No telling where Brian Patterson's sister & Iceman "Cone" Wilson were but I understand Russ' agent Buffy has been trying to set up an endorsement deal for her client. With the recent steriod suspension to baseballer Raphael Palmario Viagra is looking for a new spokesman from the world of sports, Buffysays Russ is the man. Thank to all the guys that showed up, just like Russ they played hard.

A VIEW FROM THE CREASE
Fricker is using his sons hockey stick

Tommy Dolan passes Jeff Craskey shoots

Game 9 Summary

this is what really happened to Russ --->


It was nice to have everyone show up for hockey. I guess I should say everyone except Russ. What's the deal, is it something someone has said? Or is Russ still cutting deer meat? Well, I hope we hear for him!

I hate to say but the White team won again. I "The Reef Hanger" was surprised by the "NON" help they gave to Dennis St. Dennis. I mean Com'on how many times can Tree, Shooter, Crabs, Billy, Liam, and Daddy Pat go into there zone unattended. Nice Job Dennis. Everyone did play fast. Joey was back to playing well again, maybe it was the Irish Jersey. I think the final was 5 to 2. Or something like that.

Russ you would have been happy Beer at the end of the game and then at the bar. Twinke
was there. The "Little Boy" was happy to see her, Fricker felt so good if he won another Jeep I think he would have given it to her.
Daddy Pat talked about his time on his Cruise. He meet most of the female passengers. He had the best room with a view. He said he was smoking Cuban's. I think this reminds me about a Movie. Scareface, But I don't think he said to the Females on the cruise. Let me show you my little friend. Crab's Co. got brought out by "Friends" of the Mayor of Philly.
We'll keep you posted.
Good night

-spongee

Week 9 - Lineup

Who the hell knows? I think Straube's been hitting the sauce a little early today! Oh yeah, and we need 4 "skaters". I'm not sure that you can call what we do out there skating.

Game 8 Summary

To my dearest Buffy, Its your favorite Hard Shell Spongee. I got to tell you Buffy, Russ was spotted by Capt'n Dan. Your husband told Capt'n Dan that he couldn't make it out Tuesday night because he had to service an item in his house for some time. Capt'n Dan asked which item and Russ started to laugh. Is any major appliance broken or in need of batteries?

As to the post game update some of us are intimidated about updating the league when we see you writing things about "COCK and BALLS." Its funny you Ladies can write about these things and its OK, but if us guys say Pussy's or the big one C___t. Then we would be considered a > p i g > "pig". I say keep it coming. Its good stuff!

Since Crabby is Quite and the other "MIA" Writing Scholars were missing this past Tuesday night, what the hell here GO's.

The Whites won the game. (10 to 5) Shooter was back to scoring and passing. Yes, I said passing. Crabs was going against Crasky all night. Brian's brother played well with Chuckie.
Keep this under your hat or bra, but it is said that when Chuckie takes a "shit" he likes to be almost with no cloths on, during working hours. Adams friends added adventure. They were on the dark team. It seemed at times the 3 of them were on the same page. The only problem Iceman, Unger, and Chuckie. They were on different pages, missed all the great passes they gave to them. Tommy "D" a tripping machine!!!!!!!

Us "PLAYERS" on the White team all had a fun filled time. We talked about the old days at St. Joe's, playing spin the bottle with Theresa O'Neil. She was the one that told me using tongues is not allowed. While keeping her in mind. The sticks with girth had crisp passing and hard shots even penetrating the back of the net. The "TREE" was planted so far in No one could get him out. Even JD Dunfee stuck one in the hole for a goal. Well, my fingers are tried and I'm sure you have had enough of my Bull Shit. Please tell the deer hunter he was missed by twinkie at the bar.

Sincerely, The Reef Hanger