6 More Skates this year!

Zach has beer this week

From the Department of Toolbags and Attendance `

By Daddy Pat ... dear commish: crabby had nothing to do with this =) ...

Gents,

We are getting deep into the second half of the season and everyone has been reasonably healthy.  That doesn’t mean that some guys haven’t missed some weeks; heck I know I’ve had a patch that was tough and I had to miss games.  The biggest loss for the TNHLers has been our missing Commish.  The Commish has missed more games then everyone else  combined.  It is actually easier to count the weeks he HAS madse then the ones he HAS NOT.   His lack of attendance has raiesed great concern.  The league was on the verge of filing a missing persons report until we saw reports of him hanging with old Hippie chick in Colorado.  His missed weeks situation is serious and has made the Department of Toolbags and Attendance take a long hard look at EVERYONE’S attendance to give the Commish a fair comparision.  They have filed a report with their findings:

From the Department of Toolbags and Attendance   

Below are some people and things that have made more TNHL skates then the Commish.

1.  Frank the Skate Guru – He has made twice as many weeks then our missing leader

2. The Beer Cooler – The Cooler has made more games and has assisted more players cope with their diminished game and their missing Leader

 

3. Sean Watson’s Dad – Sean’s dad has made more weeks then Commish; to root on his son and all TNHLer’s (except goalies, of course)

 

4. Jimmy Somebody – This guy is originally from Detroit, but has been stuck in North Jersey for years.  Despite wearing cement skates he has made more weeks then the Commish.  Here is a picture of him answering the question “How many weeks do YOU think the Commish has made?”

5. Bigfoot – This guy came walking out of the woods of Springfield golf course, returning 67 balls from past TNHL Golf outings, and asked if he could play.  He made 3 weeks and played well but was asked not to return because he wanted to pay his sub fees in nuts, berries and copper he ripped off the cell phone towers deep in the golf course

 

6. Some guy Waldo – This guy has made more weeks, subbing for the TNHLer’s, and actually has more goals then the Commish

7. Waldo’s Girlfriend – This gal has made more games to cheer her honey on the ice.  So, not only does Waldo make MORE games, Scores more goals on the ice He seems to score more off the ice then the Commish as well.

 

Lastly this girl – NO she has not made more TNHL events then the Commish; heck she hasn’t made any events so why is she here? …Well, look at HER! Then look at the Penguins on the bench.  It’s a stoppage of PLAY, What the HELL are they LOOKING AT? … Yeah, well tells you ALL you need to know about THAT team…. No that there is anything wrong with that

 

This week: Tree back between the pipes!

Defense optional this week ;)