GOALIE MISSING

Well guys, it looks like you will be on Original TNHL'er short for at least the beginning of the season. It turns out that I have to work nights starting Monday Aug.31, this happens to be the only job available so seeing how my kids like to eat I didn't have much of a choice. Using my status as the longest tenured goalie in the "T" I even tried to have the Commish change our time form 8:45pm to 8:45am but apparently the Fan couldn't make that work. Anyway until I can get off this night work detail I will have to follow you guys online by reading the UPDATE, oh shit I can't even do that I'm the guy that writes it! Hopefully I can get back quickly and if any of you guys are looking for a goalie on the weekends give me a call.
Due to this unexpected change in my work schedule I will be off on Friday's therefore I hope to get some golf in, possibly the Friday before Labor Day? Sometime after 1pm? Anybody?


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NOTES FROM THE OFF SEASON

Crabby officially became an "Elder Statesman" joining Shooter & Murph (I think) when he celebrated his 50"th birthday this summer. On the other end of the age spectrum,Opie showed his age when he failed to recognize the social & sexual impact Farrah had on many members of the TNHL. I guess that is what happens when you grow up in the Eighties with Rosanne Barr & the GoldenGirls as your sex symbols.

I have been working on the mental aspect of my game trying to cope with allowing goals. To do this I will try to visualize a post goal celebration that I can enjoy as well, so if you guys score on me this year this is what I will picture when you are skating away.

The golf outing will always be considered a success despite Rusty's "Caddyshack" wardrobe. And while Russ is still working out the details of this years most important line up, THE BEER LIST, THE RIB LIST has been finalized. Jaybird will be on the hook for our season ending family skate /cook-out. Did anyone let Chuck out of the rink?

As everyone knows, Tree is one of the most dedicated members of the TNHL always showing up in tip top condition. This season will be no different, leaks from the Commish's office claim the aging superstar may have had some off season help but we are not talking Manny or Big Papi here. My source has confirmed Rob has had REFLEX ENHANCEMENT SURGERY & is recovering well & should be back better than ever.

Just a reminder, Fantasy Football season is just around the corner so you need to be ready. If you don't think this is a big deal here at the TNHL take a look at this picture of Crabby after his victory party last year.


By the way, I have been working hard to get in shape for the upcoming season & in honor of all my hard work I got a tattoo, from here on out it will be my signature on the blog.

Another golf outing anyone?

the "End" of summer approaches