Commish's Retirement Party
From the home office in Springfield Pa here are the Top Ten reasons the commish is retiring :
10- too embarrassed to have the other guys in the locker room see his Hillary 2016 tattoo
9- received his once a decade pass from shooter and doesn't feel like waiting another 10 years for the next one.
8- changing profession to be a motivational speaker and will be touring the world giving motivational speech entitled "Don't be a tool bag "
7- moving to Florida to live on Chucks houseboat named " the blue line"
6-so many milfs so little time
5- invested all those $20 sub player payments in Uber and he is now worth $43 million.
4- after joining the college girls protesting the lower Merion police he can no longer in good conscience been seen anywhere near jay bird
3- his ribs still hurt
2- is giving up hockey the way most men his age give up porn. Which means he will be back next week.
And the number one reason the commish is retiring ........
1- Kilgore !
10- too embarrassed to have the other guys in the locker room see his Hillary 2016 tattoo
9- received his once a decade pass from shooter and doesn't feel like waiting another 10 years for the next one.
8- changing profession to be a motivational speaker and will be touring the world giving motivational speech entitled "Don't be a tool bag "
7- moving to Florida to live on Chucks houseboat named " the blue line"
6-so many milfs so little time
5- invested all those $20 sub player payments in Uber and he is now worth $43 million.
4- after joining the college girls protesting the lower Merion police he can no longer in good conscience been seen anywhere near jay bird
3- his ribs still hurt
2- is giving up hockey the way most men his age give up porn. Which means he will be back next week.
And the number one reason the commish is retiring ........
1- Kilgore !
posted by Crabby at 11/23/2016 11:07:00 AM
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