GOLF DIGEST WEEKLY UPDATE

The TNHL Open was played this past Friday with only one foursome, obviously the league All-Stars. Shooter, Daddy Pat, Sixpack & Sponge Bob PAR Pants spent a sun soaked afternoon at the Springfield Country Club. It came as no surprise that we were the only four to play as we happen to be the only true athletes in the TNHL.

Oddly enough the speed of our round was about the same as the pace of play on Tuesday night, good thing the rink does not have a ranger.

Shooter showed some skill posting the lowest score on the first two holes all while playing hurt, Jimmy has finished with the hormone treatments & will be heading in for his oppreation Monday. Seriously, best of luck Jimmy Im sure you will be up to your old tricks come October.

Spongee was able to get the hang of Liam's clubs & notched the first par of the day on the fifth hole & made sure that everyone was aware of his success. His play was steady all day & did not have to ask once if we were" AW ITE". Daddy Pat showed that hunger he brings to the rink on the front nine then he ate a couple of hotdogs at the turn & played pretty well the rest of the day. And I, Sixpack played the way I usually do, thinking I am better than I am while resisting the urge to kick away shots going towards the hole. I also showed why I play goal by missing at least two makeable par putts.

Im not sure how the round ended up because I had to leave after 5 hours of play & almost a full 14 holes, but as usuall there was a good time had by all. Maybe next time we can get another group out there & stretch it to a 10 hour round.

Bettman Art Contest

Is it me, or does he look like Britter?




Lots more Gary Bettman "art" on this link: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Commissioner-Gary-Bettman-Art-Contest-Gallery-N?urn=nhl,95802

Guys, I just heard that this will be the final year for the Spectrum for sure. I think we should do whatever it takes to play at least one official TNHL game there this year. To steal an idea from the old guys that Spongee & Shooter skate with we could call it the All-Star Game & play late in the year before a Phantoms game, then tailgate, stick around & catch the Phantoms. We might want to get a date early on, that will give us time to sell some tickets & get a game when we may have good weather. I think it will be cool.

TNHL Golf Outing - July 25th

This is either the 2nd or 3rd Annual (I can't remember)

When: Friday Afternoon July 25th - 1st tee time at 1PM
Where: Springfield Country Club
Cost: $49

This includes golf with as many swings as you can take. Don't think you have to be a golfer to play. If there were any golfer coming we would hold it at a golf course instead of this pasture. I need attendance numbers by July 18.

From the editor: who is running this show? The original poster was anonymous